Don't make out with my wife yet
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
ok first of all what the fuck
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
