The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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