I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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