OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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