i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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