Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there