Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.