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Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!