I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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