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(910): View more from North Carolina

so that wasnt chicken after all

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(630): View more from Illinois

That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.

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(914): View more from New York

something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..

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(432): View more from Texas

Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter

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(714): View more from California

He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

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(850): View more from Florida

Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."

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