dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
It's never too late to be topless.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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