After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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