i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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