Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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