too bad you live with your parents still
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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