the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
How external is "for external use only"?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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