if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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