she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.