i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down