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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules