____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
