I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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