i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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