I cannot find my penis.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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