No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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