did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
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