i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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