why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
