I'm laying in your front yard are you home
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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