how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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