I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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