mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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