It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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