your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.