at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?