OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.