It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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