About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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