I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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