At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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