Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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