we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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