let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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