it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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