see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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