better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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