You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You are the jesus of drinking
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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