What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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