Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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