omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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