fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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