"it" just moved
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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