bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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