Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Michael Bay diarrhea
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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