Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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