Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Randomize