Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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