The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
